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About Me
i am a clown no more.
i was once sane and funny.
now i am insane and sarcastic.
my other tumblrs:
Pride & Prejudice
Wishes are vain
Squee Fest
Kate Miller-Heidke
biffles
Blogs I follow:
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three things I hate: beyonce, video phone and the video clip
execpt lady gaga is goood
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this was the first post when I typed meet me halfway in the tumblr search (:
Are you ready for a long survey that actually has some new questions?
yup
What does the song you’re listening to remind you of?
black eyed peas - meet me halfway, it reminds me of sci fis
Is there someone who makes you instantly smile when you receive a message from them?
yep (:
Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?
I just woke up and had a weird dream and started having a panic attack
Are you disappointed in anyone?
yes
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
a lot of things.
What were you doing at 3am this morning?
trying to sleep
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you’re sure they won’t tell anyone?
yeeeep
Is there anything in your past that you would do differently?
probably…
Will this weekend be a good one?
probably not
How many tattoos would you get?
none
What is the latest you’ve stayed up in the past week?
no idea. I always stay up till whenever
Do you like being around a large group of friends, or a best friend?
best friend usually
Where’s your phone right now?
in my hands… it’s an iPhone and I’m doing this quiz on it
Is there a night you would like to put on repeat, and live it forever?
yes last Sunday :D.
Have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone?
noooo….
Who was your last missed call from?
uncle
What woke you up this morning?
the alarm on my phone
Could you date someone taller than you?
if I loved him, anything is possible
Is there anyone that hates you right now?
yes
Have you ever woke up next to someone and wanted to puke?
noo
If someone liked you, what would be the best way for them to tell you?
I don’t care just as long as they get it over and done with!
Are you looking forward to anything?
not really…
Do you like surprises?
yeah
Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?
both :)
Is it easy to make you smile?
yeah.
What color is your toothbrush?
I have an orange one and a purple one
Have you ever had a black and white cat?
nopee.
Last time you had someone cook for you?
last night
What are you doing right now?
this quiz
Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Audrey Hepburn
Are promises important to you?
YES
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
my cousin lol
Are you a morning person or a night person?
night owl o.o
What are you listening to right now?
pink - I don’t believe you
Eye color?
teal
Do you wear contacts/glasses?
Reading glasses.
Favorite Season?
summer!
Last Movie you Watched?
the day the earth stood still. I loled at the aliens meeting in maccas
Piercings?
4. seconds on my ears. I think I want my nose, tongue, eyebrow, third on my left ear and top of my right ear
What were you doing before filling this out?
reblogging
Right-handed or Left-handed?
right but I wanna be ambidextrous
Are you missing someone?
kinda
Do you have a tattoo?
nope.
How’s your hair?
not long enough
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
no
First thing you thought about this morning?
freaky dream!
Are you shy?
yup
Favorite tv show?
doctor who/bones/Veronica mars and a few more
What are the things you always take with you?
mobile, iPod, keys,wallet
Are you there for your friends?
if they’re there for me
Are you a forgiving person?
depends..
What alcohol do you drink?
anything if it tastes good to me
Who is with you now?
the uncle.
Who were you with last time you ate?
the family.
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
uncle
Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
yes!
What are your plans for tonight?
idk
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
yep
What’s your favorite subject?
English or art or cooking
Last thing that made you laugh out loud?
don remember I laught at everything
Do you want to be married right now?
maybe
What do you usually do first in the morning
T___T
Do you drink coffee on a regular basis?
yes
What are you looking forward to about tomorrow?
nothing
Do you know anyone who is a hypocrite?
my dad and my ex best friends and nearly everyone else
Are you expecting a phone call?
nope.
Do you think alcohol should be banned?
no
When you’re in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
friends and Kate miller-heidke -
(via icanread)
in fact I might be having a panic attack right now… :/ -
(by between two lungs)
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I want a drink but I'm too lazy and tired
maybe I’ll get a glass of
milk if I can be stuffed -
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hellloooooo been writing crap on my iPhone aaaaalllll night with my nan in bed watching funny face:) . my nan can’t hear or see it very well - the tv is up as far as it can go. :(
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I wanna blow things up with lye and burn my hand like Tyler durden
reblog if you do too
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(via reblogif)
NEVER.
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she’s so adorable. can’t wait for this movie♥
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omg this just prove fight clubs amaizingness
I was waiting to cross the road with my four year old cousin and my Aunt, who was trying to teach him how to cross properly, looked down and asked him what the first rule was, he thought for a minute before confidently stateing: You don’t talk about Fight Club. I laughed so hard I almost got hit by a bus. IMMD
speaking of which the best friend and I were at a
concert the other day. it finished and I met a girl I knew from the fan forum, on the way back to the car my cousin and best friend were picking on me about the forum. we were trying to decide if the girl was telling me the truth about if the singer was still there, when my best friend blurted out “the first rule of the fan forum is you do not talk about the fan forum” my cousin laughed - this made me happy as I didn’t think fight club would be her kind of movie, I didn’t think she’d get it. so I said “the second rule of the fan forum is you do not
talk about the fan forum”
it
was
amazing -
bonjour, Paris
I’m strictly tourist - but I couldn’t care less!
I wanna go to Paris -
I miss my best friend
yes, @luxeyes, I’m talking to you
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I love your funny face. your sunny, funny face
Frankly, dear, your modesty reveals to me
Self-appraisal often makes us sad
And if I add your funny face appeals to me
Please don’t think I’ve suddenly gone mad.
You have all the qualities of Peter Pan
I’d go far before I’d find a sweeter Pan.
I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face.
For you’re a cutie
With more than beautie.
You’ve got a lot of
per-son-a-li-ty for me.
You fill the air with smiles
For miles and miles and miles
Though you’re no Mona Lisa
For worlds I’d not replace,
Your sunny, funny face.
I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face.
You’re not exotic
But so hypnotic.
You’re much too much
If you can cook the way you look.
I’d swim the ocean wide
Just to have you by my side.
Though you’re no Queen of Sheba,
For worlds I’d not replace
Your sunny, funny face.
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A little girl I was babysitting wanted to do arts and crafts. She spilled glitter all over her skin and proceeded to cry. When I asked her what was wrong she sniffled and said, “I don’t want to be a vampire!” IMMD.
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WTF lol
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